Just when I thought I was __(positive motivating adjective)____ at this __(trendy word for maturity)_____, I realized I hadn’t _(activity that everyone does but you’re quirky)____ in over _(unit of time)____. Am I the only one where _(extremely relatable phrase)___?!


And wait till you hear this: they have __(sought after object)____ and ___(sought after object)___! 


(existing activity)(lead-in)(sought after item, well known)(compare to: existing)(“Here’s What Happened”)

(self deprecating phrase)(quirky transition)(relatability)(motivating adjective)(trendy word)(relatability)Am I the only one where?!

(exciting lead-in)(sought after object)(sought after object)(proof of improvement due to previously listed object)

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